Exam Status for Whatsapp – Question & Answer Session

Dear students be prepare yourself for exams. We have collected some best whatsapp Exam Status for you. I hope you will enjoy while reading.

Exam Time Status for Whatsapp

  1. You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam. Sharing is caring!
  2. Good luck passing the exam and my deepest early condolences if you don’t.
  3. Our education system doesn’t teach us team work, when we solve our tests in collaboration with others, they call it copying….Foolish people.
  4. The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
  5. A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
  6. Exam offer! Bring a copy on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest “professor” win free trip to principal’s office, and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
  7. If you cry on seeing the question paper it is an insult. If your teacher cries on seeing your answer paper, it is your achievement…
  8. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!
  9. 100s of years have passed, millions of tomorrows have come, but still hope is alive in all students, Tomorrow I will definitely start studying.
  10. Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams.
  11. I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Exam are Over Status for Whatsapp

  1. The exam is over = OH YEAH! Result comes = OH SHIT -_-
  2. Oh…this is truly the best feeling after endless anxious days of downloading innumerable pages into your head…feels so light… Ahh!
  3. Amen brother – Final exam… done and dusted. At least till results day.
  4. Oh my God! I’ve got my last exam today, so this was a little spooky lol. Wish me luck!
  5. And what about getting a degree? Writing the thesis was more stressful than preparing math… But now I’m finally free!
  6. No more pencils, No more books, No more teacher’s dirty looks. Out for summer, out till fall, we might not go back at all.
  7. Yes, finishing that last exam is the best!! And I’m totally bummed, I’d love to come to (Institution’s Name) but sadly I cannot!
  8. I’m so happy the stress month is over! So glad that exams are over!
  9. Such sweet relief — particularly that extra-special, mega-rare, highly-anticipated LAST-last exam.
  10. Sometimes, we finish the exam and sometimes, the exam finishes us.

Exam funny Status for Whatsapp

  1. Feet away, Professor Dema stood, carrying a large gun like weapon with both her hands and a snarl on her lips. This was not the way final exams were supposed to go.
  2. Why we sometimes write ‘Etc’ in Exams? Because it means… E – End Of, T – Thinking, C -Capacity.
  3. It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say no to exams!
  4. Recipe for success: Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing.
  5. Dear friends, Exams may come and go, Marks may come and go, but once you go mad, you will be mad forever, so be cautious. A study in restrictions. Spread awareness.
  6. 80% of the exam is always based on 1 lecture that you missed and 1 topic that you didn’t prepare.
  7. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
  8. Lovely days in my life, Childhood days, School days and collage days, horrible days in my life: only exam days.
  9. A Thermometer is the only thing that gets a ‘DEGREE’ without having a ‘BRAIN’!
  10. Why is it so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED?
  11. Exams are like Girlfriends, 1 Too Many Questions.2 Difficult to Understand.3 More Explanation is Needed.4 Result is always FAIL!
  12. I know I am something, because God doesn’t create garbage.
  13. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
  14. Examinations – the only way to know something at least for a few days.
  15. Why study for exams? Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?
  16. What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
  17. Every burned book enlightens the world.
  18. When we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and the supervisor comes and says, “Please cover your answer sheet.” It’s LOL…

Exam SMS Status for Whatsapp

First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
Are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblance to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”

What is FEAR??
FEAR is…. that deep,
Wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new,
Just 1 day before EXAM.

The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least confuse them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
.
.
.
This Is
“Law of Answering In Examination”

Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON…:D

Principles of student life.
Love your bed, It’s your temple.
Relax in the days, so that you can sleep at night.
Books are holy, so don’t touch.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *